The record of assembly of councillors printed in the agenda for tonight’s meeting is a fascinating document. We are left to wonder whether councillors have incredibly weak bladders since this specific meeting was nothing short of a swinging door of councillors leaving the meeting and returning a minute later. Please note the procession taken directly from the record –

7.17pm Cr Penhalluriack left the Briefing Room

7.18pm Cr Penhalluriack returned to the Briefing Room

7.45pm Cr Tang left the Briefing Room. Cr Esakoff assumed the Chair.

8.02pm Cr Penhalluriack left the Briefing Room.

8.03pm Cr Penhalluriack returned to the Briefing Room.

8.03pm Cr Magee left the Briefing Room.

8.04pm Cr Tang returned to the Briefing Room and resumed the Chair.

8.04pm Cr Pilling left the Briefing Room.

8.05pm Cr Pilling returned to the Briefing Room.

8.08pm Cr Magee returned to the Briefing Room.

8.44pm Cr Pilling left the Briefing Room.

8.45pm Cr Lipshutz left the Briefing Room.

8.46pm Cr Lipshutz returned to the Briefing Room.

8.47pm Cr Tang left the Briefing Room and Cr Esakoff assumed the Chair.

8.48pm Cr Tang returned to the Briefing Room and resumed the Chair.

Cr Pilling returned to the Briefing Room.

8.54pm Cr Esakoff left the Briefing Room.

8.55pm Cr Esakoff returned to the Briefing Room.

Such comings and goings are unbelievable. Yet the only declared ‘conflict of interest’ comes twice from Tang – one notable instance is when the Municipal Inspector’s Recommendations are discussed!

The Local Government Act requires councillors to declare any conflict of interest even in an assembly of councillors. Why isn’t this noted in the record? Why isn’t the nature of the conflict of interest included? Why are all directors present so that in effect this becomes a defacto council meeting behind closed doors? Is this an example of ‘winky pop’ in action? Or are we, the poor public, simply left to speculate on the state of each councillors’ bladder?