No, we’re not talking Christmas cheer, moon landings. It’s more like plucked ducks (forgive the mixed ornithology) limping sadly home, much the worse for wear. But they’ll find that the cupboard is bare and major structural damage is visible even from outer space. We’re referring of course to the latest ‘hold up’ with Duncan McKinnon’s much vaunted $8.8 million upgrade and new pavilion and grandstand. According to Cr Pilling’s blog, all is silent on the western front. No tenders, no nothing. All that’s happened is the laying of more concrete for the extended car park.

You don’t have to be a genius to figure out that Santa’s sack of goodies is empty. GESAC, borrowings, delays, lawyers, lousy planning and of course a ‘liquidity crisis’ simply means that there is no money to go ahead full steam with what Lipshutz, Tang, Hyams regard as sacrosanct – the strategic resource plan and budget. Well, we’ve already seen how pliant the budget is, and how wonky the SRP can be. Now there’s the reality that we’ve probably run out of available moolah  – that’s why the delay. For all the talk of prudent and responsible fiscal management, we just have to wonder how Glen Eira can find itself in such a mess. The old maxim of live within your means and the sky’s not the limit when it comes to borrowings, has been proven correct. Again, we give fair warning dear friends – watch out for rate increases that will make 6.5% look like chicken feed. As time goes by, the Auditor General’s latest grading of ‘high risk’ for Glen Eira will resonate so loudly that all the merry chirpings of the faithful flock will be drowned by the cacophony of  residents asking ‘how in the hell could this happen’?